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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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