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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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