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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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