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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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