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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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