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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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