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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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