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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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