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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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