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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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