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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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