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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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