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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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