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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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