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Pet death
My
father-in-law
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Jelly
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
an elephant 🐘
a tiger 🐯
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
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