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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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