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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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