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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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