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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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