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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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