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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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