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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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