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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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