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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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