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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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