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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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