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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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