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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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