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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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