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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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