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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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