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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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