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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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