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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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