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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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