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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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