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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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