Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.