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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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