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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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