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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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