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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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