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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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