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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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