Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.