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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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