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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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