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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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