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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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