Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.