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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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