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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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