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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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