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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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