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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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