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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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