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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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