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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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