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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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