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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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