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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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