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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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