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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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