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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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