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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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