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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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