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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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