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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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