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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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