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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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