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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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