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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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