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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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